Recipe For Chaos

Real Stories From The Chaotic Front

Jesus has got my back so you better watch out!

My kids sometimes attend church with my mom and when they do they usually come home having learned something useful. On one such occasion they came home with the knowledge that Jesus (i.e. God) is everywhere thus with us at all times. He is their guide and protector. The amazing part is that they will at times try to use this information against ME…If there is no story at bedtime or worse yet..If they get grounded or punished in anyway…they will pull out the God card…”I’m gonna tell God on you …then you’ll be sorry!” I’m not kidding… Jesus has now become their personal bodyguard. A threat to be reckoned with. I’ll tell ya… it’s hard to hear this without eyebrows raised.

Gavin and I were talking one evening when we got an impromptu lesson on the Omnipresence of God, Hayden ran in and said…You know…GOD is everywhere…He did a quick double take…pointed at the doorway and said…LOOK!! There he goes now!


November 3, 2008 - Posted by | Religion | , , , ,


  1. and don’t forget to remind them that he’s watching THEM too! And that he tell’s you everything they did wrong when you weren’t watching!! (that shoudl make them think twice) LOL

    Comment by Karen Miner | November 3, 2008

  2. Thanks Karen, I’ll do it!

    Comment by paulascott60482 | November 3, 2008

  3. You’re making me laugh so hard I’m crying! Too funny!

    Comment by Lucy Neu | November 4, 2008

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