Recipe For Chaos

Real Stories From The Chaotic Front

Ho, Ho, Ho Whaaa????

This is an actual conversation with my son Hayden that occurred while making dinner last night. I was opening a few cans of corn and Hayden was reading everything in sight…Sooo…It began…

Hayden: Green Giant
Mom: (singing) Ho, Ho, Ho…Green Giant
Hayden: What?
Mom: That’s what the Giant says…In the commercial
Hayden: That’s not what giants say…they say Fe, Fi, Fo, Fum!
Mom: Oh Yea! Fe, Fi, Fo, Fum I smell the blood of and English mon…
Hayden: WHAT? (pause)… Do they only smell English people or do you think that they can smell just anyone?
Mom: Wha???????

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November 1, 2008 - Posted by | General Mayhem | , , ,

1 Comment »

  1. You should send this one to country magazine!

    Comment by Lucy Neu | November 4, 2008


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